" dry hole "

 [ "dry hole" ]

1: When a woman finds a man unattractive and therefore can not get wet down stairs.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend Eric, the dry hole, is a big turn off to women 

 [ "dry hole" ]

1: Forced sodomy without lubricant. Most likely used in male-on-male rape'

  * e.g.,  ... Poor Jeremy. He didn't beat anybody up on his first day in prison and ended up getting dry holed on the laundry room floor. 

 [ "dry hole" ]

1: Where you wipe your ass so many times that your bunghole basically feels like crust.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: I was taking a fatty crap and I had some wet slop. I wiped my ass so many times I got a dry hole. 

 [ "Dry Butt Hole" ]

1: A dry, hairy, crusty butthole

  * e.g.,  ... Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butt hole